put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
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I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
Sad realization: so long as I use this sleep apnea machine, I will never be the little spoon!
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
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Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
Riddle me this: why did I wake up next to a stuffed sword fish?
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