and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
Just wrote the directions to get to the girls house im hooking up with on the back of my marriage certificate. Officially worst husband ever.
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Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
I told the hostess, two bouncers and a manager i was roofied and made them smell my beer. Turns out I just picked up some stupid bitches CHERRY WHEAT beer by mistake. I insisted they replace my lost beer.
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
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she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
Pretend you're in a taco. That always helps me sleep.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
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