Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
Tonight is one of those "I'm wearing a shirt as a dress" nights because I need to get laid.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
i'm surprised you didn't wake up. like i literally came when he was fingering me as i was spooning with you and all you did was mumble "that's a good idea, mom" and pull the sheets away from me.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
i out mim tonsoeep
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