There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
My body has become completely dependent on Text Twist. I can't poop without it.
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
Sorry I didn't pick up for your booty call. I usually am asleep at 4:00 on Thursdays. Like a normal person.
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
The struggles of a small town man whore
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
You pretended to be Borat in that weird slingshot bathing suit and then proceeded to send another dick pic/nude selfie and said you weren't naked because you were wearing a hat.
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
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