The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
i actually just woke up with a lampshade on my head. god damn cliches.
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
That dick who always called me a slut in high school showed up at the clinic with boner problems. Then I was assigned as his nurse. Who's laughing now. I AM.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
This wedding is gonna be a disaster. I already had to turn down one of the groomsmen who offered me $100 to sleep with him next wknd.
Too low?
Yes.
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
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