If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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