bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
I'm exhausted and I have velveeta stuck in my teeth
Did you eat out Derrek's girlfriend again?
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
Another day, another engagement, another cat
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
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