Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
i'm pretty sure the devil's penis is california-shaped
it hurts more in the daytime
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
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Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
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I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
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