She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
Thank you for letting me get drunk enough to forget he was there tonight, but not drunk enough to make a complete fool of myself.
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
Randomize
