need another drink. this is the easiest way
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
I'm running on two hours of sleep, a shot of vodka, and half of a granola bar. I can't be held responsible for what I do.
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
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