if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
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