You're so nebulous sometimes
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
Its Friday night, and I'm sitting at home watching are you smarter then a 5th grader, drinking vodka. I got every single question wrong. Clearly you see where I'm headed in life.
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
Just went outside to gather hail to use to make margaritas since we ran out of ice. That's God's way of helping us out.
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
my poor anus
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
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