Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
i need a shirt that says "I fuck trainwrecks"
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
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