Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
i wish there was a 'silent except for booty calls' volume level on my phone
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I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
Just high enough for therapy.
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I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
where are my pants?
in the oven.
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
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