Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
When I woke up his cat was sleeping on my face and i had scratch marks on my neck. not happy.
only room for one pussy in that bed.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
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