marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
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so apparently we got drunk enough at the reception to rip the center pieces apart and use the flower vases as "fancy glasses"
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
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I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
Can you bring me the toilet please
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
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