My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
gotta love it when a reminder comes up on your phone and u think u forgot about a meeting or something then u read it and its only to remind me to go to the titty bar at 3
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
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