every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
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We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
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At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
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