Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
Guess what? I had way too much to drink today. I'm properly wasted. Doing chores and playing video games while drunk. It's the nexus of stupidity and responsibility.
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
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You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
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So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
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Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
I'm sorry I keep drunk texting your boyfriend sports updates.
That's okay. He needs friends too.
im so drunk that this cat is mothering me. aggressively
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
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