We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
New reason to drink: alcohol makes soda taste like goddamn gold.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
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