If i come over, it means nothing
I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
So, i took all the condoms from his nightstand, not in the crazy ex way, but in the I paid for them way.
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
Some nights you do cocaine till 5:00 in the morning, and the next night you teach yourself how to crochet. It’s called balance.
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