If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
It's all part of my master plan: have him buy me all I can eat pizza and all I can drink beer AND THEN tell him there was no spark and we're better off as friends.
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
All I remember is talking the cops into calling us a cab instead of giving us PIs while trying to wake up your passed-out-on-a-bench ass.
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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