She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
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Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
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I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
I'm experimenting with sincerity
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
I’m getting reeeeaaalll tired of telling cute boys I gave them chlamydia.
That’s two in three months. You really know how to live.
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
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