I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
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