I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
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is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
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Yeah dude. Pulled out the couch and a bird flew at me. Please tell me who put a bird in my house.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
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