You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
It must be a full moon weekend. All of my weird booty calls are coming out of the woodwork. I spent 40 minutes on the phone last night telling one why he is so creepy.
how can getting a pizza be this hard?
when you've been drinking 14 hours anythings impossible
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
I just puked in my courtyard and dripped toothpaste in my chest hair. You better be getting laid or this drunk is wasted.
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
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