How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
The funny thing is... I'm about to go to the store to buy WD-40 and condoms... That's it.
And before you ask they are unrelated purchases.
he told me I talked like a deaf person
mike has just informed me of all the things he would put in his pussy if he was a woman. this includes door stops, power drills & g.i. joes.
"and then my dad would be all like 'hey mike, where's the remote?'"
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there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
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If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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