i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
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Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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