How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
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I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
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Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
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