is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
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Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
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Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
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