Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
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