If I had a sex resume I'd get tons of jobs.
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
I am convinced you could sleep through the apocalypse and only wake up because youre hungry & want Dominoes
Randomize
