She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
You fell asleep mid blowjob with my vibrator in your HAND. So no, I will not bring you pizza.
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
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