I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
when i went to the store to buy my pregnancy test they were giving carnations to all the moms and they gave me one and said "just in case"
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at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
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You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
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