This girl is more easily done than said...
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
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you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
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Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
It's really life affirming to be at a wedding thinking wow I took your husbands virginity
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
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