Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Sometimes he's such a bitch I forget that he's not actually a girl. Last night I asked him if I could borrow a tampon.
He had some in his pocket. That was weird.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
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I told my boyfriend my favorite food was strawberry poptarts, now my email inbox is getting spammed with nude pics of him with his dick in a poptart box..
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
You took a bar mat shot.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
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If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
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