On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.
you left your dildo in my car
rules of finders keepers apply
operation have a gay friend backfired
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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