too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over
whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
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