Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
I take back everything I said about communal showers
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
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today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
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I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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