somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
My mom's mothers day present consisted of a card, chocolate and the rose bush I threw up in as I was getting in last night. She loved it.
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When black out puking doesn't involve crying and promises to never get drunk again... to just a subtle, 'excuse me while I go vomit in the bathroom of this bar'.. you know you've finally grown up.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
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we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
just found a someones bra in what seems to be a mix of pickle juice and vodka in my fridge. Who was over here lately?
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
So this morning when I woke up. I found my refrigerator open and no more food. It was empty, I'm home alone for the week. Where in hell did that food go?
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
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