I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
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made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
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All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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