I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
Wait..I'm drunk and butt naked making a pizza. Happy Wednesday.
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
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