How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
Randomize
