Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
I think my Halloween costume this year will be made entirely of pillows and I'll be Marshmellow girl or Kirby. That way I'm comfortable, warm, and if I fall over drunk I'm safe.
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
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