it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
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We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
There's a bachlorette party going on at the bowling alley, so we'll see who wins greatest shitshow tonight.
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
...
Exactly.
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
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After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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