i'm drinking out of my 'black like my president' mug
its sad that the first thing i assume is that ur trying to indirectly tell me you fucked on a breakfast table
by asking you if you bought one for the apartment?
I just gift wrapped bread.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
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She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
It never makes you rethink your life choices when you're breaking into my apartment at 3 am to take a piss in my kitchen sink?
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
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I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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