let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Well I found you sipping ron diaz out of a child's dinosaur cup while sticking your fingers in the guy's fish tank and watching the "pirahnas" snap at your finger and laughing
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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