I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Thanks for holding onto me so I didn't fall in my pee in that parking lot. You're the best boyfriend ever.
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
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My coke dealer called me at midnight just to ask how to spell a word. Not sure how I should feel about that.
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
No more vodka shots for you. Last night you begged a man on your knees to sell you his beard. He had no beard.
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
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I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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