Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
Today the house voted to defund Planned Parenthood but to continue funding NASCAR. I fucking hate everything.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
My mom asked me if I ever go on dates. I had to suppress the urge to ask if having casual sex with a freshmen counts as dating
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
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