I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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