Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
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The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
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He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
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