What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
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Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
My mom slipped a condom in my pocket along with a sticky note that said "be safe sweetie."
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
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You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
So red wine goes with eggs, right? Because that's all I have in the house to cook and the drinking options are either wine or scotch
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
I finished my first whiskey and I'm waiting to have a second one in celebration when your pregnancy test comes back negative
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
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