what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
Highlight of the day: realizing the man in the car next to mine was getting road head... at 2:45pm... nicely done sir, nicely done.
The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
You were dancing on the bar and fell off into the arms of the hot bartender. It was like a fairy tale, with more alcohol.
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
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