so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life.
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
May the power of my ass compel you!!
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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