So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
You're the Michael Phelps of my vagina. Most decorated Fuckolympian of all time.
Am I going to be on condom boxes?
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
Just went to court for a citation. Guess who my DA was? That girl I ATM'd last weekend. No ticket for me!
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
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