why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
She cheated on me with the same state trooper that wrote me a ticket.
I guess now you have a way to keep your license when you bring that up in court.
Dude, you are the most awesome.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
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