Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
Randomize
